Wednesday, January 14, 2009

13 Possibly Surprising Things I Have Never Done

It occurred to me last night, with the much-hyped premiere of another season of "American Idol," that I still have never watched a full episode of it. I've seen a couple of clips, of course, and I caught part of an episode last year when that white-guy-with-dreads was singing. But that's it. I fancy myself somewhat knowledgeable about pop culture, but I have not ever watched the biggest television show in pop culture.

And you know what? I'm not about to remedy that. I feel a perverse pride in never having watched "American Idol." Why give in to my ignorance and break what is, at this point, a pretty impressive streak (even if I do say so myself)?

Besides that, there are some other things I have never done. They might surprise you. So I'll list them:

1. I have never watched an episode of "American Idol."

(Yes, I mentioned that already. But I thought it should appear in the list anyway.)

2. I have never seen It's a Wonderful Life, with Jimmy Stewart.

3. Speaking of classic Christmas movies, I've never seen Miracle on 34th Street, A Christmas Story, or Christmas Vacation either.

4. I have never been to a sushi bar. I like almost all kinds of seafood, but have never really developed a taste for sushi.

5. I have never watched an episode of "Big Brother" or "The Hills" or "The Sopranos," to pick three unrelated but popular television shows.

6. I have never been scuba diving.

(But I love water and have snorkeled numerous times).


7. I have never broken a bone.

8. I have never traveled outside the western hemisphere.

9. I have never been hunting, even though I live in West Texas.

(OK. That's a lie. I went hunting for wild turkey with my dad once when I was 12. In about six hours of walking, we saw two. I shot at one. Missed, and was glad. Have never been hunting since.)


10. I have never been snowboarding.

11. I have never been to Boston in the fall.

(That's a Christian pop-culture shoutout. Can you identify it?)

12. I have never lusted after an iPhone or used my cell phone to browse anything online.

(Distance is good. I don't want to carry my computer around with me.)


13. I have never owned an album by Metallica, Guns 'n Roses, Michael Jackson, or any hip-hop artist recorded later than 1993.

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That's my list. At least part of it.

What have you never done?

9 comments:

Bryan Allain said...

I have never eaten pork products out of my pants pockets.

as for your list...

1. i was in tears last night laughing so hard. something about people singing poorly in front of candid judges that makes me laugh till it hurts.

5. I have never missed an episode of Big Brother.

11. My favorite is the Cheeseburger song.

Travis Thompson said...

We have a lot in common.

I have never licked a spark plug or sniffed a stink bug. I've never painted daisies on a big red rubber ball.

rickyg said...

I still haven't hung out with fake Jason.

Jessica said...

... and I don't look good in leggings...

Jason Boyett said...

Well, suffice it to say, at this point, that my non-Veggie Tales-literate readers are thoroughly confused by the comments.

Regardless, #14: I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall.

Haley Ballast said...

I'm looking around for my eye-patch right now, it's gotta be here somewhere... after that I'm going to sit and do nothing. Hooray!

Jen said...

I've never done all of the above... except 1 and 2. I've seen maybe two episodes of American Idol and It's a Wonderful Life.

Oh. And I've never kissed a chipmunk. Or had head lice. No wait, maybe I had lice once as a kid... I don't know.

clarissa h. said...

I too have never seen a full episode of American Idol or Big Brother and in fact, most of the shows you mentioned. also, I have never read real classic books like Jane Eyre or The Catch in the Rye and the like...until college or on my personal time....must have been a strange high school i attended...

Mary @ Giving Up On Perfect said...

Came here from your year-end recap. I also have never watched most those Christmas movies, and boy, that drives people nuts this time of year!