Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Caption Contest: Jason, Tank

I found this picture from my very first publicity photo session, back when Pocket Guide to the Apocalypse released in 2005.

Your job is to write a caption for the photo. I'll pick the best one, based on creativity and humor and a special bonus category that will remain a secret to me. The winner gets three things from my personal archives, each of which will be related to either the publicity or research for the Apocalypse book.

Cool? Caption away...

11 comments:

cara said...

What's that? You see a tank? Well, heh-heh, yeah ... I *have* been working out ...

andersontheology.com said...

Are you sure that you want to date my daughter?

rickyg said...

"Mission accomplished."

Eric Castillo said...

"You and what army? Oh wait. Darn."

Schromom said...

Defense challenged!

jason said...

"So... this is Ten-Men Square? It is absolutely... wait... Tiananmen Square? poo."

Travis Thompson said...

That's ten... MILLION armies on Kamchatka!

Felicity said...

"Uh, now would be a good time."

robert fortner said...

Wow! What a beautiful day! But it could all still go in the tank.

John A said...

"Do you hear something?"
or
"I think I'll take the Bradley to work today."

Anonymous said...

Waiting for the day Obama is our President and we are friends with terrorist states that consider us infidels. Then and only then we won't have to see these outdated relics that remind us of what other generations paid for our freedom. OBAMA FOR PRES!!