If I Were a Superhero...

...my superhero name would totally be Ray.

Ultraviolet Ray.

1. You wouldn't be able to see me.
2. I could damage your skin if you got too close to me, without proper protection.
3. I could immediately disinfect any water I touch.

Invisibility, the ability to tan and/or sunburn skin at will, and a useful proclivity for sterilizing drinking water. I bet you can't come up with a more useful trio of superpowers than that.

You're welcome to try, though.

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